Buzz·Posted on Dec 9, 201917 Hilarious Tweets From This Week"Winter is just me asking my body, 'Are you sick?' and my body being like, 'Maybe ;)'"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Erica @eerrriiicaa I like men who are on twitter because it shows me that they can read 11:45 PM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. 𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔫𝔢 🍒 @elameeee Y’all..... why would my kid say this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 05:29 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Matt Poldberg 🍍 @NotSpamIpromise I'm beginning to think my landlord has a different relationship with the rent payment than I do 07:00 PM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. name @moretylenol me when i catch baby yoda 06:01 PM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. F. Thot Bitchgerald @MyDadIsOld [as a lawyer] me: "permission to approach the bench, your honor" judge: "granted" me, whispering: "are you mad at me?" 01:54 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. kylie @kylie2420 When customers come in 6 hours before closing 01:10 AM - 06 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. keaton kilde @keatonkildebell me: spotify wrapped: 04:06 AM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Daniel “latkes & eggnog” Summers @WFKARS “You got my name wrong.” https://t.co/99IA3XykLK 12:56 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Andy G ⛩🐉 @liquan45 When I turned in my assignment and I know it was trash but I’m just happy I turned it in https://t.co/kVOBVbDiWb 06:22 PM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. New Jersey ☃️ @NJGov your mom https://t.co/e1VFKac4YR 04:23 PM - 06 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. carter @carterhambley Luke, are you in a headspace to receive information which could possibly hurt you 12:19 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. meagan @freckIedmess apple music users logging into twitter and seeing everyone posting their 2019 spotify wrapped results 02:41 AM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ryan @ryanntweets_ holy infant chicken wings 🤝 tender and mild 12:32 AM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Walkin' in a Winter Juanderland☃️🎄 @Pacheco_JA_ My macbook staring at me while I force it to download the same class syllabus for the 80th time this year, just to see one detail 05:43 PM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. maybe: clare @clur19 This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten 02:03 AM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. JuanPa @jpbrammer winter is just me asking my body "are you sick?" and my body being like "maybe ;)" 03:51 PM - 04 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite See last week's funniest tweets.