1. This boyfriend didn't know what a thermometer was:
2. This guy freaked out over shampoo for dry hair because his hair was already wet:
@cowboyfox_ @Pandamoanimum A colleague of mine told me that her boyfriend once went in the shower and then shouted for her in a panic. She went running up and asked what was wrong. "I don't know what to do. This shampoo says it's for dry hair, but mine is already wet."
3. This guy didn't know how to brush his teeth:
4. These friends played fruit ninja:
my guy friends decided real life fruit ninja was a great idea and i just want to know how men are still alive
5. And same with this guy and a toilet:
6. This guy never knew you could warm up a shower:
7. This guy didn't know that shoe sizes matter:
@cowboyfox_ @Arielle07 I worked with someone who had a size 12 foot but thought he was a size 10 sneaker, and that sneakers were supposed to make your feet hurt.
8. This boyfriend thought cooking meant you had to burn your hands:
9. This guy grew up not knowing how to take a bath:
@cowboyfox_ @MayfairCynic My Dad’s brother couldn’t understand why he liked taking baths. “Do the taps hitting your back not annoy you?” Turns out since when they were bathed together as kids he was put at the tap end he thought that was where you sit!
10. This guy didn't know how to walk:
11. This guy never knew not to eat the ice cream cone paper:
@cowboyfox_ I ate the paper on McDonald’s ice cream cones until I was 24 years old. Top that!
12. This guy didn't know how to blow his nose:
@cowboyfox_ @notmuchelse One of the managers I worked with does not know how to blow his nose. Literally, has boogers all over his lips and even chin when he tried. I told him to do one nostril at a time and he just can't.
13. And this guy's just asking for an explosion:
Okay but my 23 year old boyfriend just told me he never turns his truck off when he gets gas. HOW ARE MEN ALIVE 😂
14. And finally, this group of guys played darts — with someone's back as the board.
Saw a video of a group of boys playing darts with one of the guy’s backs as the dart board. How are men still alive like why hasn’t natural selection come for you yet???
LMAO, I caannnnnnn't.
