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Tops when the bottom doesn’t finish
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“Dom Top” is actually short for “Domino’s Toppings”
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Doppelgäynger /ˈdäpəlˌɡaNGər/ Noun The gay guy you’re attracted to because he looks like the straight man you’ve been crushing on.
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actual footage of 6 year old me realizing that I like men
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twinks in the club bathroom after an older gay doesn’t buy them a drink
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Me when a gay gets hired
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logging onto Grindr in a brandnew city
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Gays: So are you dating [insert friend’s name]? Me: No, we’re just friends. Gays: Great, cause I’m going to ask them out. Me:
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when you introduce the guy you’re dating to your best friend and you realize they fucked
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Making your boyfriend delete his Grindr is manipulative and possessive. Stop
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The Hot Guy I just met on Grindr: Do you want to meet? Me:
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My Grindr dms after I change my profile pic
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led this boy on on grindr for a whole 24 hours and then blocked him right before we were gonna meet
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grindr guy: we only play together the bf:
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Gay culture is being the Samatha of your straight group, but the Charlotte of your gay one