1. This green tea fail:
Today I ordered a green tea and then was handed this cup of milk and said this is milk. And she said this is green tea. And then I said this is milk. And she said this is green tea. And then I said okay. And she said okay, enjoy your green tea.
2. This hilarious race fail:
focus on a different child every time you watch 😂😂
3. This sign fail:
By far the absolute highlight of my trip so far is finding a Christian bookshop (I wish I was kidding) called Cum Books
4. This celeb fail:
PEOPLE JUST STARTED SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT NIALL WAS HERE BUT ITS FUCKING ELLEN DEGENERES LMFAOOOOOOO
5. This interview fail:
Abby: “How long did hair and makeup take?” Lupita: “That’s CGI.”
6. This text fail:
7. This Grindr exchange fail:
we have decided to be single forever
8. This hookup fail:
slept with a guy last night who had a pokémon ball rug and i was losing my mind at it and he goes “you can tweet about it tomorrow”
9. This roommate's fail:
One of my roommates broke a bowl in half and then just put it back in the cupboard like it was gonna sleep it off
10. This Tinder fail:
11. This sandwich fail:
I don’t know what message she’s trying to send, but the lady at my bodega snuck an entire salad into my turkey sandwich.
12. And this PB&J fail:
lol who else eat their pb&j sandwiches raw
13. This girlfriend's wine night fail:
picked my girlfriend up from “just drinking wine with the girls”
