Some boyfriends are amazing. And then there are those who deserve to be single...
1. For "posting" this:
Cause she say I never post her π
2. For this conversation:
texting a boy vs texting a man
3. For "choccy stars":
men ????
4. For this placement:
Whatβs it like living with a man you ask......?? The other night I asked Kyle to put the chili (I made it in the instapot) into the fridge because I was too tired to do it. He said he did. I wake up the next morning TO THIS LMAO I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE!!!!!
5. For this "date":
I told my man I wanted to go to a restaurant where they cook infront of you so he brought me to subway π
6. For this username:
my gf making a sincere, cute instagram story and being forced to tag pissboymcgeee >>>>
7. For this statement:
This morning I woke up crying cause I had a bad dream and my half asleep boyfriend hugs me and says βdonβt worry babe itβs cause the planets are in Gatorade rememberβ LMAO π©π
8. For this comparison:
Thought I looked cute as hell today and my boyfriend told me I look like Pinhead Larry
9. For this prank:
Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.
10. For this visitor:
11. And this one, too:
12. For forgetting the key to this:
13. For this note:
14. For this noise:
I lost my boyfriend in Walmart so i called him and he told me to hang up & id know where he was. You want to know what he did? He made a terradactyl noise & i heard it from across the whole storeππππ
15. For this text:
Everyone elseβs boyfriend: says really nice things to them My boyfriend:
16. For this comment:
I asked my boyfriend for a kiss and he just looked at me & smiled then leaned in and said "you have a long hair on your chin can I pull it?"
17. And lastly, for these "flowers":
My boyfriend brought me this thinking it was a flower but it's lettuce ππππππππ