1.
A 6’4 man asked me to top him…what the fuck am I supposed to do? Latch onto your back like a jetpack?
2.
Oh. The first graders know who I am 🥰
3.
tried to talk about books with a guy on grindr and it did not go well
4.
Delicate is one of Taylor Swift's best pop song argue with the wall.
5.
loving the vibe of my new neighborhood :)
6.
It’s gay law that if a man calls you cutie he wants to top you and if he calls you handsome he wants to bottom. These are sacred words that have endured generations
7.
The first time I ever went to a strip club I was holding a dollar out for one of the girls and she crawled over, grabbed the dollar, and whispered in my ear “thanks sweetie but this isn’t a drag show, you just throw the money here.”
8.
?????
9.
just like in hereditary
10.
nevermind he texted back https://t.co/Ygy28SCU10
12.
Gays when they post that guy fucking that pumpkin with the caption “Happy October!”
13.
celebrities they’re just like us
14.
me & the gays when the lights turn off in Squid Game:
15.
On October 3rd he asked me to eat his ass