Gay Twitter is arguably the best part of Twitter. And honestly, we're all in need of some laughs right now, so enjoy the best gay tweets of the week:
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You’re not a Plant Gay™️. You’re a 30-year old who went to Lowe’s with no self-control.
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Prom was 7 years ago and it was good to just subtly fit in as one of the lads x
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I feel bad for straight people they’ve had to go through this WHOLE quarantine while also being straight
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Gays listen to the cure by lady gaga once and think covid is over
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me, a gay with no financial background whatsoever after 1 sip of my cold brew as I make an illegal left hand turn: has anyone checked the stock market
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Much like the actor Darren Criss, fireworks are gay in theory but straight in practice.
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gays deleting grindr every week
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i have straight friends i just don’t support it
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my niece just asked me if i’m ever gonna get a girlfriend. who’s gonna tell her
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I’m writing a Netflix movie called Birthmark Gay Guy. It’s about a high school gay guy who has a huge birthmark on him that says “I’m Gay.” It’s super complicated because he actually is gay. The movie is extremely brilliantly written by me.
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reading my grindr messages 😭😭
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The gay when he was creating Grindr
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me post-rona when the gays who were out massless this weekend claim to have quarantined the whole time
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when oomf tweets out “my boyfriend”
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lol I had to confirm a purchase for “only fans subscription” as a “valid purchase” to JetBlue MasterCard Customer Service representative “Melissa” this morning