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“He said he’s not gay, leave him alone”
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This is why commas matter
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Just so we’re clear, I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to smack my ass like a drum, respectfully.
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God the men you sent to build homes are at the Chromatica ball with their Chromatica jockstrap waist bands out
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Lil Nas X Lil Nas Y
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“he’s actually a vers bottom, he CAN top if it comes down to that”
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Funny how the one time I tried to top this year ended up sending me to the ER. Mother Nature sends her signals in mysterious ways
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flashback to last night when I didn’t have my vax card and tried to use this tweet to get into trade 🥲 https://t.co/4HsjhCm4gA
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All the "Eat The Rich" gays when Rihanna became a billionaire.
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Twitter gays: OMG come say hi to me at Manny Pride. Twitter gays when you say hi to them at Manny Pride:
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Kacey Musgraves to the gays when Lorde stopped being depressed
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“his pronouns are they/them”
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bottoms suck at cuddlin, 5 min in they like “what made u wanna talk to me”
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one time my brother asked me if I wanted his ice cream cone that he no longer wanted and I was like no you already licked it all over and he was like… so you’ll suck a guys dick but you won’t share an ice cream cone with me 😭😭😭