Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ timeline.
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"I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later"
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Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me, eww!
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People keep asking me how I went from 143 followers to 150 in just 6 months. Let me tell you it has been a journey. A thread ๐
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Bro at this point just...
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same energy https://t.co/VTntQoJRHD
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I wish I could say โ???????โ In real life, it would be very useful
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my anxiety:
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harvest his DNA. bleed him dry. https://t.co/lGjGZMFOW0
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Tortoise wearing jeans
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white ppl sit down at Panera and be like โim so glad we did thisโ
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would u rather live through 2020 again or that year where every public place was simultaneously playing radioactive by imagine dragons all the time
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takin her to starbucks cuz i forgot her name
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men take one good picture and coast on that shit for 5 years
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i miss the adrenaline-pumping tension of slowly approaching another customer as we both browse a clothes rack from opposite ends
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i ain't giving scooter any cents
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one of my biggest heroes in life is the teacher I had in 6th grade who noticed that students were writing awful things about her on the bottoms of their desks. so she started laying down under the tables with a sharpie each day and responding to her haters.