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    I'm LOLing At These 17 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend Only

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    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    "I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later"

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    Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me, eww!

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    People keep asking me how I went from 143 followers to 150 in just 6 months. Let me tell you it has been a journey. A thread ๐Ÿ‘‡

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    I wish I could say โ€œ???????โ€ In real life, it would be very useful

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    harvest his DNA. bleed him dry. https://t.co/lGjGZMFOW0

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    white ppl sit down at Panera and be like โ€œim so glad we did thisโ€

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    would u rather live through 2020 again or that year where every public place was simultaneously playing radioactive by imagine dragons all the time

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    takin her to starbucks cuz i forgot her name

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    men take one good picture and coast on that shit for 5 years

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    i miss the adrenaline-pumping tension of slowly approaching another customer as we both browse a clothes rack from opposite ends

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    one of my biggest heroes in life is the teacher I had in 6th grade who noticed that students were writing awful things about her on the bottoms of their desks. so she started laying down under the tables with a sharpie each day and responding to her haters.

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