Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Walked past two fellow homosexuals today, I whispered #padam as they past, they roared with laughter. I feel #padam is the new secret gay “hello” pic.twitter.com/oZ2G1Nk8me
— John Wilson-Marks 🦕🦖 (@jgsm1984) May 27, 2023
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no but like… as homophobic as this is it’s also so cunty, i want it on my wall https://t.co/S4ohu9glTZ
— theytranada ✡︎ 🪩 (@joshleonn) May 27, 2023
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Day drunk pic.twitter.com/nvxNirauwB
— alxndr (@alexaldente) May 27, 2023
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— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 28, 2023
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this is how i read twitter in the mornings btw pic.twitter.com/rT51Io95XP
— uncle gworl is A CAT (@_uncle_gworl) May 27, 2023
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this is so much funnier when you think about who her parents are pic.twitter.com/HwBSNaaDuA
— emms! (@latenightlivs) May 27, 2023
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Uncut men when you give them a little kiss pic.twitter.com/FFVJIckC0q
— Margaretsnatchr (@margaretsnatchr) May 27, 2023
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— ellie misses taygracie | MAISIE DAY (@fearlesslyellie) May 27, 2023
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this is bad pic.twitter.com/HhxMopkwie
— stefen 😼 (@stefenrc) May 26, 2023
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Me watching them make my chipotle bowl
— Taylor Swift Ham, Egg, and Cheese (@ForeverElSanto) May 27, 2023
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Yea this my last day as a mailman pic.twitter.com/mgq9xfhcVv
— ʰ (@easterngoblin) May 26, 2023
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Asked 4 men what they doing this weekend & none of them said “Grilling” OMG pic.twitter.com/3t1fKGpvVt
— Tori Nicks 2.0 🛰 (@MajestyRia) May 26, 2023
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Any time I see 3 white women in a row wearing Madewell pic.twitter.com/QOAk5OcUEJ
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) May 27, 2023
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Being the only person my age without some doodle-looking tattoo(s) on my arms pic.twitter.com/Re4Rz6S2Do
— rex 🏊♀️ (@guess_what_mimi) May 27, 2023
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— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 26, 2023