Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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women don’t “𝒴𝒪𝒪𝐻𝒪𝒪! 𝒪𝐻, 𝒴𝒪𝒪𝐻𝒪𝒪!” while batting eyes and waving a kerchief like they used to
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*having a threesome* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… I think I’m Bubbles, YOU’RE Blossom, and YOU are Buttercup
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Kim Kardashian has purchased the pair of lavender Converse Chuck Taylor high tops that Sofia Coppola snuck into a very brief shot in Marie Antoinette (2006) in order to visually convey that Antoinette was only a teenager
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Fall Out Boy fan: ‘this song literally defined who I am as a person’ Fall Out Boy song title: ‘Scrabble isn’t the best way to pass the time when all I can think of is U and I’
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Screaming at my grandma to act more fucking confused as we begin our third take of a staged prank TikTok where I throw a hot dog at her while she’s watching TV. She keeps forgetting her lines and anticipating hot dog impact. Been at this for 90 fucking minutes.
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when I answer 3 emails
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Seen
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Harry Styles interviews: I want to bring people to a higher plane of thought. I call it FutureMind Harry Styles music: 🎺Oooh loving you feels like a Sunday Sandwich 🎸
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bro last night was a traditional fable passed down orally thru the centuries
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When I worked at Blockbuster, a guy handed me a note and said, "I'm looking for this." The note: "leppercorn."
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obsessed with the idea of polling iconic actresses with what awards they have
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FORGET WHAT BEYONCÉ SAY!!!! SOMEBODY TAKE THE RISK AND FILM IT, THE BEYHIVE WILL COME TOGETHER AND BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL!!!
(Beyoncé performed a private show in Dubai.)
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the residents in the hotel during beyoncé’s firework finale
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finding out this was somehow supposed to be a miley impersonation has me ON THE FLOORRR like it’s so bad it’s almost good idk
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i'm done applying to jobs through indeed there's absolutely no way they are real opportunities. my application says sent and i can tell its like this
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houses when someone writes numbers on them fuck all of you