Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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me tapping through my own story multiple times a day
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These kids man 😂
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i just discovered that hailey bieber is justin bieber’s wife and not his sister…
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I started seeing a new therapist and I gave her a brief overview of my past and things that I’ve done.. At the end of the session she told me she’s referring me to a different therapist.. Y’all WTF 😭
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Unfortunately, I am once again looking for a new assistant. I cannot understand why young people cannot maintain a commitment for more than a few weeks at a time. Please, serious inquiries only. Great opportunity for young women in the field.
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Interviewer: “What's your name?” Me: “Hired” Interviewer: “You're Hired?” Me: “Thank you” Interviewer:
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i think about this constantly
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they yassified staten island on the map. cartological buccal fat removal
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Me leaving any hotel for the last time
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nathan fielder enjoying a hockey game
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Katniss and Prim at the reaping
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Why can’t someone invent a healthy cigarette? I thought this was the future.
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(@ slay__aiken)
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this comment on tiktok was so real
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oh that’s not-