Buzz·Posted on Jan 27, 202017 Hilarious Tweets From This Week"A raccoon and cat can be friends, but they can also be enemies."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ꧁ rissa.txt ꧂ @rissamindi Once upon a time, this guy id been flirting with came over to watch Shrek 2 with his arm around me until 5 AM and then just promptly left, leaving me more bamboozled than any other man ever has. This is what I now call "getting Shrek 2ed", my contribution to the English language 08:07 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. кℓαυ⁷🦢🖤 @ggolden_bunny So I had to do something for my ceramic class and this is the results... I’m so sorry😔 09:44 AM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Phillip Henry @MajorPhilebrity Someone: Im in town! New Yorkers: OMFG!! That’s so great! Have fun!!!! 05:27 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. brady zipoffs @zipoffs hm 11:20 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ⛈ @darkestIariat our history teacher asked us to create a timeline of events we know off the top of our head. I was the first at the board 05:55 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. joy @fakehesssa guys help me which perfume should i get?? im so confused 08:31 PM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ripple chocolate milk stan @peachxredbull me practicing how I’m going to ask my boyfriend to stick his balls in soy sauce to see if he can taste anything bc I read about it on twitter 02:24 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. shosh @shoshmcgosh one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time 12:38 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Greg Dunbar @gdun Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party: 03:37 AM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mouse Reeve @tripofmice wish it was 09:52 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. bloodclaa, a tawcha. @_gillianaire A plank minute is different from a regular minute https://t.co/4iBnkiEszo 05:56 AM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Luke Mullen @ldmullen Oh shit... 11:32 PM - 24 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. joeL @jarevalo527 if my boo seeing this 08:00 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ¿alex? @hoemoticon my mom forcing me out my room to properly greet every guest at a family gathering https://t.co/iw0PtzWmAT 05:47 PM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jules @Julian_Epp Me in the mall asking my mom for another quarter to get a bouncy ball because I lost the first one 07:41 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝒮 @adoreyouser ATTENTION harry styles FANS I accidentally bought love on tour tickets on the same day as my dads funeral they cost me $1,000. If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it’s going to be at the Community Life Center his name is maybe Leo I’ve never met him dm me 01:07 AM - 26 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. mo @whiteskinmo My friends: “you want another shot?” Me already drunk af: 11:31 PM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. See previous weeks' #Tweets here.