Here, My Friend, Are The Funniest Viral Weekend Tweets

    The mom text, LMAO.

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    every tweet you send me is on your feed bc i liked it first mama i’m miles ahead of the game. jealousy is a killer in this industry btw.

    — zach (@zachbrecheen) July 8, 2023
    Twitter: @zachbrecheen

    2.

    i am NOT expedia pic.twitter.com/vrGgBBuPlE

    — albert (@albert12798) July 7, 2023
    Twitter: @albert12798

    3.

    at first i thought this said they revealed that they were twins and i wasn’t surprised https://t.co/hddWcy9jfv

    — a (@washedupfag) July 8, 2023
    Twitter: @washedupfag

    4.

    your doobie, m'lord pic.twitter.com/h6dSGdUOsb

    — michael 👃🏻 (@j3wtalian) July 7, 2023
    Twitter: @j3wtalian

    5.

    GOODBYE pic.twitter.com/SzH5zDM5qz

    — swiftie struggle tweets (@swifferstruggle) July 8, 2023
    Twitter: @swifferstruggle

    6.

    women don’t want a man who has big muscles or a fancy car women want a guy like this pic.twitter.com/cfAJNrqh5q

    — rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) July 7, 2023
    Friendlys / Twitter: @RaxKingIsDead

    7.

    rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly https://t.co/yUy5CmO1cj

    — zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) July 7, 2023
    Warner Bros / Twitter: @zachsilberberg

    8.

    Ashwagandha would be a beautiful name for an evil newborn

    — connor Wood (@fibulaa) July 8, 2023
    Twitter: @fibulaa

    9.

    bouncers at the club: https://t.co/CzAe6rhKpK

    — jãy (@iemonade) July 8, 2023
    Twitter: @iemonade

    10.

    My poor mother pic.twitter.com/gY3KjsqsBh

    — Jo (@jealousbottom) July 7, 2023
    Twitter: @jealousbottom

    11.

    i’m fucking crying at an 18 year old earnest af taylor presenting i can see you to a group of middle aged people and them all being like pic.twitter.com/q9VvVIl3Kp

    — grace helbig lovebot (@nofiltergrace) July 7, 2023
    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @nofiltergrace

    12.

    pic.twitter.com/pkQiE0sxHb

    — taylor reviews (@tayIorreviews) July 7, 2023
    Twitter: @tayIorreviews

    13.

    churning butter .. https://t.co/45FafErlHY

    — Dr. Roberta Bobby (@DrSweety303) July 8, 2023
    Twitter: @DrSweety303

    14.

    pic.twitter.com/NAyhZUGgSh

    — Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) July 9, 2023
    Twitter: @EverythingOOC

    15.

    men will always fascinate me pic.twitter.com/kGr24DVk4X

    — Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) July 8, 2023
    Twitter: @IsabelSteckel

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