Here, My Friend, Are The Funniest Viral Weekend Tweets

    LMAO.

    Ryan Schocket
    by Ryan Schocket

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    me: this meeting couldve been an email

    me when I get an email: I'm not reading that

    — john (@mrjohndarby) July 1, 2023
    Twitter: @mrjohndarby

    2.

    Just viewed a London flat, and out of nowhere the estate agent said “have a great time at pride” pic.twitter.com/aqRzbwuNJa

    — chris🧼 (@bleachy_chris) July 1, 2023
    BBC / Twitter: @bleachy_chris

    3.

    pic.twitter.com/BcMdr4WF55

    — Z. Emerson 🍒 (@World0fEcho) June 30, 2023
    Twitter: @World0fEcho

    4.

    babe are you okay? its just that you haven’t touched ur princess diana trans flag poppers yet :/ pic.twitter.com/9gkooUluzH

    — Cian Michael Hughes (@CIANMH) June 30, 2023
    Twitter: @CIANMH / Jayne Fincher/Getty Images

    5.

    trader joe's orange chicken in the air fryer, trader joe's fried rice on the pan pic.twitter.com/uVO9WpGTSu

    — Ethan Shanfeld (@ethanshanfeld) July 1, 2023
    Twitter: @ethanshanfeld / FX Production

    6.

    pic.twitter.com/KtlobUefET

    — internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) July 1, 2023
    Twitter: @InternetH0F
    "Once in the 4th grade, this guy got a 2% on his math quiz, so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year."

    7.

    pic.twitter.com/QmQMy4u6uA

    — fucked up foods (@fuckedupfoods) July 2, 2023
    Twitter: @fuckedupfoods

    8.

    pic.twitter.com/snLZh8oYwF

    — 𝑆𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑦 (@leoninethings) June 30, 2023
    Twitter: @leoninethings

    9.

    pic.twitter.com/rTe7Stkwob

    — Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) July 2, 2023
    Twitter: @EverythingOOC

    10.

    last night when i ordered a double gin and tonic and the bartender flipped the screen around and it said $36.42 pic.twitter.com/yiIsvJIRYx

    — Grace (@gracecamille_) July 1, 2023
    Twitter: @gracecamille_

    11.

    doctor: you have 135 minutes left to live
    me: pic.twitter.com/fu1HrfLeIr

    — jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) July 1, 2023
    Twitter: @jimmyoutsold / Showtime

    12.

    Me: “I’ll open this kitchen drawer.” pic.twitter.com/LE1PacFQCT

    — No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 1, 2023
    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

    13.

    pic.twitter.com/I055H7lIb5

    — Name Soundalikes (@namesoun) July 1, 2023
    Twitter: @namesoun

    14.

    Not yall told him to shut up and be pretty Omg https://t.co/qe7cwGWAXf

    — Stace. (@SirStrange_) July 1, 2023
    Essence / Twitter: @SirStrange_

    15.

    no one venmo requests you faster than someone who is fully supported by their parents

    — techbimbo (@jameygannon) June 30, 2023
    Twitter: @jameygannon

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