Buzz·Posted on Dec 22, 201929 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets Of 2019"A whale would never say something just to be hurtful."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. J @jruthmitch Me and my friends on my bed the morning after a shit show of a night out https://t.co/NMQzFSy1jK 03:39 PM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. lucy,, @curledbitch me and my bestfriend getting kicked out of heaven after we made fun of everyone there 02:15 AM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kyler Wheat @radkid13 Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are 08:55 PM - 20 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt nooo delilah don’t move to new york city your ass is so fat lol 02:44 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Gigi🍒 @gisexllee I told my boyfriend to show me pictures of my outfits that I ordered and I for sure was not expecting this... 07:30 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. mars - i,i @jortle Man what the fuck 10:23 PM - 29 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Elyse @ayeeelyse Was being responsible and didn’t drive home after happy hour last night. Came back to pick up my car and it’s in a fucking farmers market. 07:50 PM - 27 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. julio torres ~* @juliothesquare The letter Q comes up waaaaay too early in the alphabet. We’re not ready for it where it’s currently placed. It bellongs with fellow avant-garde acts, X, Y and Z, deep in after the mainstream. 01:13 AM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. marystebbins @marystebbins_ 3 months ago any girl drinking a white claw got their entire existence roasted by the same guys now posting snap stories saying “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws” 03:07 AM - 26 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 𝓁𝒾𝓋 🌨 @visitkingdoms there’s 2 sides to every story 😔 02:48 PM - 13 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Meg Stalter @megstalter If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf 03:03 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. یاس @yasssinaz My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄 04:00 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Taming Fred Savage @FredTaming emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 02:55 PM - 14 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. paul rudd @philsadelphia no one: james charles at coachella: 09:26 PM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. najma 🌹 @thenajmahal me: “a nose piercing would be kinda cute” my mum: 09:29 PM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. whalefact @awhalefact a whale would never say something just to be hurtful 05:13 PM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. baby clown @omwbabygrill me at 3 am looking at the bag of hot cheetos i left in my room 01:00 AM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kalúa, We Got Beef? @GucciFeline I do not want to go to this gym anymore 02:59 AM - 07 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ¿alex? @hoemoticon me writing my essay 30 minutes before its due 04:28 PM - 09 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jamie Blynn @jamieblynn The amount of things Miley Cyrus hates about Nick Jonas: https://t.co/2RcJ6hyx7m 07:36 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. knasty234 @knasty234 😭 01:46 PM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ✰𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐬!✰ @localfratrat i was a four loko but he wanted a white claw - rupi kaur 04:34 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. talented and clever gunass @OBLOMOVITE dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife 08:38 AM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 @kayyorkcity Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5 11:20 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. lil estaban @lilestaban the the doors of a vibes dudes jeep wrangler 🤝 are off for some fucking reason 01:02 AM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. kathleen barber @katelizabee Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks! 09:22 PM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Marc @MarcSnetiker Imagine an e-mail finding you well 05:35 PM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. khaLEEsi @Lee_Carrie Can’t stand a Chipotle worker who gotta scream “extra chicken” down the line. How does it feel being the feds? 🙄 08:24 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. michael vincent @mvddm This baby bad as hellll 05:01 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to laugh at some of this year's funniest tweets, we've got a bunch of posts here. Enjoy!