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Not really a humane solution in my opinion
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when iggy azalea said she doesn’t have friends so she’s on twitter all day i felt that
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5’2”. New record. Cashier said “oh my god”
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that new peppa pig album got the streets talkin
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my therapist: me: my therapist: me: after i use a bar of soap to wash myself i feel like i need to wash the soap so that it goes back to being clean
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FaceApp is not something I acknowledge
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yesterday at target the cashier said “your receipt is in the bag” and I responded with “you too” so I’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool
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I'm sorry the what now
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tired of these mfs
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graphic design is my passion
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I emailed my professor my research paper and his initials scared me for a second lmao
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when there is no food left under the sea and ariel has no choice but to eat sebastian:
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this how babies be when they too tired to walk and wanna be picked up the rest of the way home
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I asked her to go get me a small tissue and that’s what she came with 🙄
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You should try this other app that ages you 50 years in a second called Twitter.
