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There's Absolutely No Way This Mariah Carey Song Isn't About Semen

"It's like honey when it washes over me."

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If you grew up in the '90s, you probably remember Mariah Carey's chart-topper "Honey."

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"Honey" was important for several reasons. It was her 12th Billboard Hot No. 1, and it represented Mariah's transformation from Queen of Turtlenecks in 1996...

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...to Queen of Jumping Into Pools in a Bikini and Heels in 1997:

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Basically, Mariah stopped caring about being a goody-goody — which is why it makes sense that "Honey" is about semen. Let's first examine the lyrics:

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Next up, the video. She only wears one color: WHITE.

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Still not convinced? OK, well let's analyze this crucial Danceriah moment.

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Look who she's dancing with!

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SEAMEN.

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Seamen. Seamen. Seamen. Seamen. Seamen. Seamen. Seamen.

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Semen. Cum.

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You'll probably never sing this song or watch this video the same, but at least now you know!

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