1. Millennials don't always read things carefully:
2. They don't use Siri properly:
3. They're presumptuous:
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says ”I’ll have my usual” and the guy working says “I don’t know who the hell you are.”
4. They can be oblivious:
5. They set themselves up to get called out:
6. They're bad at manual labor:
So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand...
7. They misinterpret social cues:
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
8. They're too quick to send pics:
9. And emails:
10. They're vague:
11. They're not subtle:
THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOURI STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER
12. They assume everything's about them:
13. They have no chill when it comes to flirting:
14. At all:
15. They don't follow directions:
16. They don't always think things through:
17. They don't take care of their things:
18. And they aren't the best drivers:
ok so I got pulled over on my way home from makeup class...
Ugh, millennials.
