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Omg the gays move so fast
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Me if I don’t find a man by 2020
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The incomparable Charli XCX (yelling “gay rights” holding poppers)
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this is the gay avengers https://t.co/gSpC6zfvvQ
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Di eting ck
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I just cracked my spine and I s2g it made the Grindr notification sound note for note
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*logs into Grindr after a few weeks*
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Message on Grindr: hey bud what’s up Me: not much buddy, hbu The NSA agent monitoring our phones:
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when I get caught checking grindr while visiting my family
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me being extra gay when I compliment a girl so she knows I’m not a predator
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You ever see a dude so hot your butthole start doin Morse code?
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All gays money just go towards cute underwear and iced coffee
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I caught a cute guy looking over at me consideringly at a bar last night. He came over, said I was “handsome,” took out his phone...and asked me to take a photo of him & his friends