15 Exes Who Are Definitely Not, Uh, Friends

    Yikes...

    1. This ex, who used a savage and specific GIF:

    One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again

    2. This ex, who got trolled:

    I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon

    3. This ex, who DM'd via DirectTV message, OMG:

    i blocked my ex on everything but she some how managed to message me through direct tv

    4. This ex, who is definitely not OK with his ex or her mom:

    my ex posted a pic of him & his newest fling on facebook, & the caption was “ain’t she pretty” & my mom’s petty ass commented “no not really” 😂😭😂😭😂😩

    5. This ex, who woke up to a lot of missed calls:

    Guess who woke up to 17 missed called from their ex? My ex

    6. This ex, who still resents not having music made about her:

    I remember one time I caught my ex talking to some dude in an indie band and was telling him she’s sad and she said something along the lines of “my boyfriend is a musician (me) and hasn’t once made a song about me or how he loves me” like bro I play the drums wtf lol

    7. This ex, who's delusional:

    My ex cheated a few times and when I found out and left he text my friend who of course hated us together “I hope you’re happy now, see what your negativity has done” LOOOOOOOOOOOL IMAGINE

    8. This ex, who got Mariah Carey'd:

    My ex came up to me in the bar last night and said “you can’t say hi?” And I said “I don’t even know who you are” and that is literally my mood all 2019

    9. This ex, who asked for it:

    my ex drunk called me 29 times tonight and left a voicemail that said, “if you tweet about me again we are done forever.” So here i am. Fingers crossed.

    10. This ex, who thought he did something powerful, LOL:

    my ex just snapchatted me saying “look what I found in my wallet” and it was video of him throwing a Polaroid of me in the trash...... okay JOE ur the weirdo who kept a picture of me in your wallet for a year lmao

    11. This ex, who was pissed he saw his ex eating chicken:

    my ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window "you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch"

    12. This ex, who was sent a savage Bible verse:

    My ex texted me Iast night and said she couldn’t sIeep... I told her to Iook up Isaiah 48:22 //there is no rest for the wicked// lmao Ieave me aIone

    13. This ex, who received this savage selfie reply:

    14. And this ex, too:

    15. And lastly, this ex, who probably wasn't expecting this: