1. This liquor store trip fail:
stopped by the liquor store for a bottle of wine after a 9-hour workday and as i was bending over to grab a bottle from the bottom shelf the entire ass of my overalls ripped wide open. cheek to cheek. heard someone say "oh my god" and "noooo she's wearing a thong"
2. This engagement photo fail:
So me and Alyssa took our engagements pictures yesterday. She found a Pinterest picture that she wanted to try and recreate . . . I botched it
3. This dad fail by Jerry O'Connell:
Thought for sure there was no school today. I was wrong. Better 3 1/2 hours late than never. #TigerDad
4. This Gradient app fail:
Oh for fuck’s sake
5. This sneaking out fail:
me “sneaking” out everybody, just thought the world should see this
6. This college football fail:
Wow Oklahoma maybe you should stop running the horses and wagon on the field. #fail
7. This scooter fail:
8. This fake ID fail:
Police said the 20-year-old pulled out his wallet and as he searched through it, officers could see the fake Hawaii ID card with the name “McLovin” and a birthdate of June 3, 1981. https://t.co/qPhzSMsKVN
9. This wedding theme fail:
straight people: gay marriage is an embarrassment to marriage! also straight people:
10. This wrong text fail:
i accidentally texted my mom “hi my name is mary and i miss my tall big dick boyfriend”
11. This Grindr fail:
12. This Hinge fail:
13. And lastly, this nightmare of a Tinder fail:
