1. This offer:
Told this boy if he got 375 points on accelerated reader this year he could have whatever he wants. He got 408 points and wants a MacBook.
2. This spoke-too-soon moment:
IM CRYING LMAOOOOOOO
3. This logo realization:
I'm sorry, I know someone worked very hard on this. I thought that after two years my feelings would fade, but the Slack logo is four ducks all sniffing each other's butts and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
4. This short window:
I’m so tired y’all
5. This dog's predicament:
Lmaooooooo dogs are the best 😍😍
6. This girlfriend's fail(s):
get way too drunk ✅ throw up all over my boyfriends car ✅ cry and ask if he is going to break up with me ✅ he says no not yet ✅
7. This compliment:
man at gay bar “hey man. I like your shirt” the shirt:
8. This therapy fail:
"why don't you think you can have a hot girl summer this year?" - an actual question my therapist asked me today
9. This actual win:
Other people my age: Getting married, having babies, moving Me: Got my dogs a Lamborghini...
10. This notation:
Nothing will ever top this. This is when NYC was at its peak.
11. This scammer:
should i go for it?
12. This "drink":
13. This pancake consumption:
i like eating my pancakes from the middle like this