1. This mechanic fail:
WHY THEY JUST DROP MY CAR BROOO 😭😭😭😭
2. This ex text:
Me ex got drunk last night and accidentally texted me lol 💀
3. And this mom text:
Thanks Mom 🥰
4. This rediscovered drag:
Once I interviewed Snoop Dogg for a magazine, and he told me about a time he stayed in a 7-star hotel. I said, “I didn’t know a hotel can get 7 stars.” He said, “That’s ‘cause you’re not a player.” I still can’t believe how hard I walked into that.
5. This shoe fail (but otherwise serve):
Sneakers in the water is INSANE https://t.co/H4bAdV1hhk
6. This whole interaction:
this is bringing me to fucking tears
7. This joke fail:
Never forget this 😭
8. This non-romantic inquiry:
Romance... 🤦🏻♂️
9. This bizarre thirst:
This Joe Biden would have 80% approval
10. And this bizarre Wikipedia image:
This is the main image on the wikipedia page "Homosexual behavior in animals"
11. This name mystery:
i’ve been hooking up w this guy for like half a year n i still don’t know his name
12. This accidental email:
aw hell nah I accidentally emailed my teacher super monkey ball instead of my essay I'm done 😭
13. This ladder fail:
14. And lastly, this sandwich consumption fail:
Ate half my sandwich prolly save the other half for later