1. This mom fail:
you snitching on your son ???? https://t.co/ZjwIhghRBs
2. This snack-sneaking fail:
Lil mama pretended to act sleep when she got caught stealing snacks😩😂😂
3. This job fail:
Update: FUCK THIS JOB!! https://t.co/6rKOFJG6Cy
4. This reference fail:
I started vegetable gardening last fall, and when quarantine hit I felt positively psychic. However, I JUST realized that for months I've been telling people I feel like "Nosferatu" when I meant "Nostradamus" and not one person corrected me. Unsure how to feel about this?
5. This healthy pizza fail:
Living with healthy people is exhausting. They said “we’re making pizza for everyone tonight!” And this is the “pizza” for “everyone” where is the rest?
6. This compliment fail:
*getting ready* My bf: you look really hot Me: aw thank you My bf: what? Me: what did you just say? My bf: the water is really hot
7. This shoe fail:
These look like glade plug ins https://t.co/9OH6RvOGq8
8. This emoji fail:
I’m a pretty flirty texter to everyone, but I think I may have crossed the line when I accidentally sent the smooch emoji to my landlord. 😘
9. This pizza fail:
I ACCIDENTALLY COOKED THE PIZZA WITH THE CARDBOARD IMAHAKJAKAJEJRK
10. And this one, too:
Vada was here
11. This counterfeit fail:
My dumb ass really accepted this fake $10 bill I’m crying I’m getting fired
12. And this one, too:
@kylie_gender Meanwhile my coworker accepted this it was literally printed on paper
13. And lastly, this Facebook fail:
Someone needs to have a word with Cheryl .