Fails are legit my favorite part of the internet. They're just mesmerizing and hilarious and perfect. Here are some of the best from this week.
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1. This blunt rejection:
big respect to the guy I went on a first date with who said “to be totally honest I’m looking for something serious but it can’t be with you. Respectfully, you’re a stand up comedian and that’s the ultimate red flag.” So true king!!!
2. This poor timing:
Sorry, but this is the greatest junk e-mail I’ve ever received.
3. This gross swim:
Oh my g…
4. This backhanded compliment:
6’1 man just called me “fun size” 😐yeah well you know who’s not gonna be having fun anymore? you
5. This caption fail:
Good for her
6. This meal (don't do this, seriously):
Seek help https://t.co/s1d1o2RRpP
7. This almost-fail but win:
I will literally never forget this
8. This bait message:
9. This woman's struggle:
Somebody in the background is fighting for her life!!!
10. This uncle's fail:
You really gotta be careful what you say around kids, they will repeat everything you say. My 5 year old nephew got put in timeout for saying “I’m tired of fucking my wife”
11. This oven setup:
another nyc real estate gem -- how is one supposed to use that oven ??? I can't do it anymore girlies
12. This rediscovered moment:
This fucked my ass up both literally and figuratively. https://t.co/IanVbKyw4y
13. This boyfriend's Sex and the City fail:
My boyfriend just called it ‘and then there was that’
14. This exchange:
LMAO
15. And lastly, this menu fail:
Oh my god