1. This Golden Globes fail:
Patricia Arquette accidentally hit me in the head with her Golden Globe. That sentence will give me bragging rights for the rest of my life. @PattyArquette
2. This vet visit fail:
For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. “He looks like he got into a fight and he’s depressed he lost, his vitals are fine”. I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO
3. And this wig misplacement fail:
the way i just screamed
4. This investigative fail:
Anyone recognise this hair? Found it on my man’s pillow
5. This Netflix suggestion fail:
It’s like they’re a high school bully
6. This hospital visitation fail:
throwback to when she ended up in the hospital. sorry but grind don’t stop for no one gram 🤑
7. This breakfast fail:
Anyone else put ice cubes in their cereal?
8. This fashion fail:
Why them pants look like that one soccer ball everyone has but doesn't know where it's from https://t.co/gughZ0iOQr
9. This Facebook fail:
A 28 year old woman I know got married over the holidays and labeled her wedding album on facebook "better late than never."
10. This sale fail:
"LOBSTER FOR SALE"
11. This pickup line fail:
Woke up to an American asking me out with a very cheesy pick up line while our countries are about to go to war lmao
12. This misunderstanding fail:
oomf thought WW3 stood for wendy williams’ 3rd album...
13. This final grade fail:
@yahyalazani Mood, this was after my “final” grade on canvas was 93% but then he changed the final grade on the official transcript to 89.99%, academic life is the best 😌✊
14. This tomato fail:
Wendy’s tripping 😑
15. This dating fail:
I'm at a drag night at the pub with the guy I've been seeing who refuses to put a label on it and the drag queen shouts "who here's single??" and the guy I'm with fucking cheers. How's your Sunday???
16. This Omegle fail:
omegle is an interesting place to say the least.
17. And finally, this Twitter fail:
