1. This employee fail:
I JUST DROPPED ALL THE FISH AT MY@JOB WTF DO I DO😭
2. This text fail:
Trying to organise Christmas Day with divorced parents is hard work man
3. And this one, too:
This shit took me OUT
4. This Kris Jenner fail:
kris jenner missing kim’s entire speech while she tries to figure out how to use IG live is my new favorite thing
5. This ride-sharing fail:
WHY THE FUCK IS THE UBER HELICOPTER THE CHEAPEST OPTION
6. This Bumble-Sharon Stone fail:
I went on the @bumble dating sight and they closed my account. 👁👁 Some users reported that it couldn’t possibly be me! Hey @bumble, is being me exclusionary ? 🤷🏼♀️ Don’t shut me out of the hive 🐝
7. This Zendaya fan fail:
Bruh my mom saw Zendaya in Oakland and.....bruh 😂 I’m weak
8. This argument fail:
I’m confused. Were these 2500+ year old bones supposed to be found alive and juicy? https://t.co/rtuhYJYWRg
9. This Grindr pickup line fail:
aight imma head out
10. This Tinder fail:
deleting tinder app permanently
11. This skating fail:
12. This cake fail:
13. This adorable Christmas tree fail:
14. And lastly, this whole entire fail:
The headline's good, but the rest is even better