17 Tweets From This Week That'll Make You Laugh Your Fuckin' Ass Off

    "I love the new Weight Watchers program. You can eat anything you want as long as you never join."

    Ryan Schocket
    by Ryan Schocket

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Twitter: @bbeilish

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    Twitter: @corihealey

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    Twitter: @jojo_ambitious1

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    Twitter: @hanamurray3

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    Twitter: @fejay3

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    amy ratcliffe @amy_ratty

    i thought i was dramatic until i looked out my window and seen...

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    Twitter: @whothemoon

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    lil McMuffin @CJones0213

    Shout out to the true hero’s

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    Twitter: @BLCKSMTHdesign

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    Twitter: @KingBeyonceStan

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    Twitter: @reayonce

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    Twitter: @rud_kel

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    Johnny Boy 🧚🏽‍♂️✨ @JohnTheFame

    Me realizing I have to make it from Monday through Friday again

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    Chris French @thechrisfrench

    theater employee: Welcome! What movie are you here to see? Me, having already seen it 3 times:

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    Twitter: @ArfMeasures

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    Twitter: @LuvPug

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    Twitter: @nwalks