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Going back to your hometown for the holidays and bumping into someone from high school
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me getting thrown out of heaven after god remembers I didn’t share that post on facebook in 2012
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goodnight does not mean i’m going to bed. it means i’m no longer open for conversation so do not text me after i sa… https://t.co/dkGl4vU4qA
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0 for 38 sliding into DMs in my twitter career. Officially retiring. The nail in the coffin.
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When your card declines and the total only $2.18
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The pictures I took of my male cousins vs. the ones they took of me. It really be your own people. 😂
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“You look crusty as hell...in HD”
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There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.