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Google Maps: It will take 17 minutes to walk to your destination. A gay pedestrian:
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Gay culture is using humor at work to try and distract people from the fact you’re always late and don’t actually do anything useful
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MY DOCTOR: do you have any new partners since last time? ME: yeah DR: ok DR: any potential bfs? or just casual? ME: uhh, idk DR: fair, fair. and you're taking your PrEP? ME: yep DR: good [2 min go by] DR: [puts down pen] ……ok but, like… are you EXCITED about any boys?
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If your rims look like this, you’re gay
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GAYS CANNOT BE TEACHERS... PLEASE YOUR FOURTH GRADERS ARE TRYING TO DO THEIR WORK BEHIND YOU
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911 OPERATOR: Sir the call is coming from inside the house. ME: Inside where the house? 911 OPERATOR: Inside the house. ME: But where the house? 911 OPERATOR: INSIDE THE HOUSE. ME *getting stabbed*: omg I know tea the house.
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nobody: gays on Grindr:
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I'm sorry but every baseball team should have one bored gay outfielder who sits in the grass and reads Jane Austen.
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Gay culture is calling 83% of the people you see on a night out “babe” because you can’t remember their name.
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Being gay in public like: https://t.co/B27gpDnZ2G
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no one: gays with one dangly earring: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | †
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plant gays comparing their plants
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*clock hits 12:00 am* gay twitter:
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being gay isn’t all about homosexuality okay?? there is a large percentage that is taking care of pets and then also depression
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there wasn’t a single gay guy involved in the gatekeeping process on this product launch huh
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When your homeboy on his 19th gay joke of the day and it’s starting to get weird.
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Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time.
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my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | gay \ | disaster | | / | / | / | |