Buzz·Posted on Jun 15, 201916 Hilarious Tweets From This Week That Are Funny X1000"I just wanna be shown off like a hospital bracelet on Snapchat."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Papa Boardslide @PapaBoardslide Proudest moment of my life was photoshopping my tire being flat to get out of work, I really finessed 01:01 AM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. the calmness unto death @normal_now "Tire rotation" yeah ill rotate my tires... by driving my car around. Fuck off 06:16 PM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. airhead mere @merestromb Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado. 08:42 AM - 09 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. JuanPa @jpbrammer deciding to text my crush 04:59 PM - 14 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Lady Gaga Facts @LGMonsterFacts nobody: Gaga on The Fame Monster album cover: 01:22 AM - 12 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. nolan @auntanxiety the actress from the Education Connection commercial 01:13 AM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. penne benne @pasta_ben alex morgan, in addition to being a world-class athlete, was also ejected from Disney World for being ripshit drunk in the daytime. an absolute legend, protect her at all costs 07:16 PM - 11 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. conor hartigan @conor_hartigan I just wanna be shown off like a hospital bracelet on Snapchat 10:37 PM - 11 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. rocky 🌈 @blondewithab00k me outside a bookstore knowing damn well I have a huge unread stack of books at home 05:33 AM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Caoimhín @KevInJuly 07:14 PM - 10 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. EMANUEL @emanrodrig Me performing Ashley O’s Song at the talent show 05:00 PM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. blackpink stan account @emotwink666 KFJSJFJXKDJ 09:34 AM - 12 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. eric curtin @_ericcurtin this fucked me up... 10:01 PM - 13 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. zaki @sixfootzak whenever I’m bored I text one of my grandparents “with lasers” in iMessage and tell them their phone has a virus https://t.co/pbd4SblBLV 07:58 PM - 07 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Roger 🥳 @__Sundance___ Girls on Twitter are seriously like “my ex used to burn down orphanages and beat up the elderly. My new boyfriend uses deodorant. Never settle ladies 🥰💅😘” 06:13 AM - 14 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite