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    18 Funny AF Tweets From This Week

    "Rappers be like, 'I’m sippin' lean, you sippin water.' Like...ok??? That’s fine, bro."

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    Guy: I love you Ke$ha: dude wtf I have to take that drug test today

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    Imagine kissing a dentist and their little devil tongue flicking around your mouth searching for cavities. A profession of psychopaths.

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    A wedding? You mean an open bar where two people are getting married

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    rappers be like “i’m sippin lean u sippin water” like ok??? that’s fine bro

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    are u okay bro? I’ve noticed u haven’t been going as hard in the motherfucking paint recently

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    first time in subway and the worker took a picture of my order 😭😭 am I doing this wrong

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    Me getting ready for the outing i said yes to

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    My girlfriend left a tampon at my apartment and idk where the left one is. Anyone know where I can get a single left tampon to keep a set here for emergencies?

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    Me: *Carries my pet to my room* My pet: https://t.co/CgyaCHjPBy

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    bury me with a hair tie on my wrist just in case

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    vsco girls didn't invent sksksksksk gay twitter didn't invent sksksksksk no, it was cicadas who invented sksksksksk

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    sksksksk the dolphin screaming to its friends that it just kissed THE mariah carey https://t.co/1jTlnXeYw6

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    So I walk into the bathroom and this girl stops me from entering the stall and says: “Sorry I couldn’t help but notice your earrings, are you from Texas??” These are the earrings I was wearing:

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