Buzz·Posted on Sep 7, 201918 Funny AF Tweets From This Week"Rappers be like, 'I’m sippin' lean, you sippin water.' Like...ok??? That’s fine, bro."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. john is toast @johnistoasted Guy: I love you Ke$ha: dude wtf I have to take that drug test today 04:02 PM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Just Ciarán now @Conkernog Imagine kissing a dentist and their little devil tongue flicking around your mouth searching for cavities. A profession of psychopaths. 10:07 PM - 02 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. bailey ratliff @Bailey_Ratliff My grandma told me she stopped smoking 09:25 PM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jose Banuelos @BigPon14 This man deserves a raise 03:51 AM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Twitter: @sistersome 6. Erica @eerrriiicaa A wedding? You mean an open bar where two people are getting married 12:59 AM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. lowlifekirby @lowlifekirby I really got his ass lmao 04:26 AM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. sl!me @slimemedown rappers be like “i’m sippin lean u sippin water” like ok??? that’s fine bro 05:50 PM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. adrianna✨ @adriannamoraa_ it's all fun and games until 07:33 PM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Chase @chaseIyons are u okay bro? I’ve noticed u haven’t been going as hard in the motherfucking paint recently 07:06 PM - 31 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. anna 🐱 @annajames33 first time in subway and the worker took a picture of my order 😭😭 am I doing this wrong 07:15 PM - 31 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Emeka @emekanu Me getting ready for the outing i said yes to 07:43 AM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Evan J Worthen @harambevan My girlfriend left a tampon at my apartment and idk where the left one is. Anyone know where I can get a single left tampon to keep a set here for emergencies? 05:48 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. mel🌹 @melvaz22 Me: *Carries my pet to my room* My pet: https://t.co/CgyaCHjPBy 06:42 AM - 30 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. danielle weisberg @danielleweisber bury me with a hair tie on my wrist just in case 04:53 AM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝚂𝚊𝚕 Bald Skeleton Head Tramp 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚜 @salmattos vsco girls didn't invent sksksksksk gay twitter didn't invent sksksksksk no, it was cicadas who invented sksksksksk 03:39 AM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. f @limitlessmariah sksksksk the dolphin screaming to its friends that it just kissed THE mariah carey https://t.co/1jTlnXeYw6 10:56 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Red @injera_bae So I walk into the bathroom and this girl stops me from entering the stall and says: “Sorry I couldn’t help but notice your earrings, are you from Texas??” These are the earrings I was wearing: 09:21 PM - 05 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!