Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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mom: “clean your room, people coming over for a barbecue” me looking for the grill in my room:
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me too she’s not special https://t.co/1ol7qqi2nS
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i have no words
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going to bed tonight with my checkmark husband, knowing it will all be over by morning
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damn...
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If you do this at any restaurant they won’t be able to charge you
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Ahhh sorry i can’t go out tonight. I need to sit at home and come to terms with a bunch of stuff
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EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY
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Time to start my FACE 💅🏽
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“Use code GOOP for 15 percent off”