Amy Schumer Roasted A Bunch Of A-Listers At The Oscars, And I Actually Loved It

"Aaron Sorkin — how do you make a movie about the most iconic female comedian, and not one laugh?"

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Amy Schumer joined Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall to cohost the Oscars this year. Amy absolutely did not hold back when it came to roasting the hell out of rich A-listers this year — just how I like it.

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Here are some of her best burns:

In the opener with all three hosts, Regina said, "We've been dealing with COVID for two years. It's been really hard on people."

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To which Amy replied, "I mean, just look at Timothée Chalamet," as the camera panned to J.K. Simmons:

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Then, a little later, did her own monologue, where she started off congratulating all the nominees for making a movie during a pandemic, but assured them, "They weren't all great."

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She then said, "After years of ignoring women's stories, this year we finally got a movie about the incredible Williams sisters' — dad."

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Amy's referencing King Richard, a film that chronicles Serena and Venus Williams' father Richard and his specific plan to shoot them to superstardom. 

She then said, "We're honoring a lot beautiful couples. Will and Jada, Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz — and Jake and Maggie. A night for lovers." LOL.

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"What other movies are nominated? Don't Look Up is nominated," she continued. "I guess the Academy members 'don't look up' reviews."

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Don't Look Up polarized audiences, earning a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is pretty low for an Oscar-nominated movie.

"Jennifer Lawrence was amazing in it. She gained some weight this year," she said, referencing Jen's recent pregnancy.

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Next up was my favorite burn — her Leonardo DiCaprio joke. "I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio. What can I say about him? He's done so much to fight for climate change and leave behind a cleaner, greener, planet for his girlfriends — because he's older, and they're younger. OK, you get it."

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She then moved on, saying, "Aaron Sorkin, a genius. Truly, right? The innovation to make a movie about Lucille Ball without a moment that's funny... If you're Aaron Sorkin, how do you make a movie about the most iconic female comedian and not one laugh? It's brilliant — it's like making a biopic about Michael Jordan and just showing the bus trips between games."

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They panned to Javier and Andrew Garfield, who particularly liked that one:

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IDK about you, but I could watch Amy roast celebs all day.

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You can watch Amy's opener with Wanda and Regina here and her monologue here.

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