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I sent my kids to the store to get some snacks for themselves. My daughter got a birthday cake. For a snack.
2.
if you're ever disappointed the sun is in your eyes, just imagine how disappointed the sunlight is to travel 93 million miles to touch earth and be stopped a few feet short by your face
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Me explaining My love for my Dog and how I Would die for him My dog
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When I’m faded but get dropped off at home safe
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literally every single letter in the word hors d'oeuvres
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Why is Spiderman so thicc
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I’m just trying to feed my baby
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reading the menu boards of a restaurant i've never been to before
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mood
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Me in Highschool Me in College taking 8 classes when I have more and staying for than 2 classes extracurriculars in a single day
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“you can leave early if you wa-“ me:
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the exorcist when she makes eye contact with the priest:
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i have unlimited data https://t.co/EKmDQUFx4N
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me when i was 9 and i thought i won 17 free iPhones and €500 from a pop-up ad
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i miss having a boyfriend who cheated on me i have yet to feel anything like the adrenaline rush from using his touch ID while he was slept to look thru his phone
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First headshot. Apparently I was hoping to be cast as a dickhead. #TBT
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Updating my files