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    Updated on Jun 2, 2019. Posted on Jun 1, 2019

    17 Absolutely, Positively, Unimaginably Hilarious Tweets From This Week

    "Why is Spiderman thicc?"

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    I sent my kids to the store to get some snacks for themselves. My daughter got a birthday cake. For a snack.

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    if you're ever disappointed the sun is in your eyes, just imagine how disappointed the sunlight is to travel 93 million miles to touch earth and be stopped a few feet short by your face

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    Me explaining My love for my Dog and how I Would die for him My dog

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    When I’m faded but get dropped off at home safe

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    literally every single letter in the word hors d'oeuvres

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    reading the menu boards of a restaurant i've never been to before

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    Me in Highschool Me in College taking 8 classes when I have more and staying for than 2 classes extracurriculars in a single day

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    “you can leave early if you wa-“ me:

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    the exorcist when she makes eye contact with the priest:

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    i have unlimited data https://t.co/EKmDQUFx4N

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    me when i was 9 and i thought i won 17 free iPhones and €500 from a pop-up ad

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    i miss having a boyfriend who cheated on me i have yet to feel anything like the adrenaline rush from using his touch ID while he was slept to look thru his phone

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    First headshot. Apparently I was hoping to be cast as a dickhead. #TBT

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