1. This sandwich Insta fail:
This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻♀️
2. This fan fail:
dumbest bitch award goes to me😩🤣
3. This typo fail:
Oh okay thank god
4. This graduation fail:
im freaking dying 😂💀
5. This work fail:
So I was fucking around at work and this happened 😂#tokyodrift #fail
6. This email fail:
7. This advice fail:
An actual text my mother just sent me
8. This advertising fail:
did wish just try to sell me fingers?
9. This server's fail:
When I think I send a great tweet but it has a typo
10. This Good Samaritan fail:
I found a phone by the pool earlier and texted the person who kept texting to let them know I’d found the phone and now TWO people are saying it’s their boyfriend’s and he’s saying don’t give it to one of them but she might lie so fuck this shit I just called his mom now he’s mad
11. This scammer's fail:
she got caught using counterfeit money pls help me lzhzzkzhslsgz
12. This photo shoot fail:
All I wanted was a insta pic. 😔
13. And this one, too:
So i was tryna give my hamster a photoshoot and his food fell out of his cheeks ...
14. This outfit fail:
LMAOOOOOO
15. And this one, too:
brought my bike to a screeching halt to take this
16. This relationship fail:
Woman Who Married A 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Reveals They’re splitting up https://t.co/7nSv29VzQM
17. This Grindr fail:
Cute guy in front of me queuing for coffee was on grindr so I messaged hi and watched as he read it and blocked me happy saturday
18. This date fail:
crying
19. This conversation fail:
20. This sister's fail:
My sister everybody:
21. This boyfriend fail:
my boyfriend is an absolute clown
22. This wrong text fail:
I just accidentally texted my boss that I was “gonna fuck the shit” out of him. I hope I die before 4:42 tomorrow afternoon. 😭😭
23. This username fail:
thinking about this insta username
24. This DM fail:
Are men ok?
25. This bio fail, OMG:
OH MY GODDD
26. This hall pass fail:
My girlfriend said we should each pick a “hall pass”, just in case we ever met that person. I chose Kate Upton and she chose her roommate Connor
27. This fowl fail:
Peace was never an option.
28. And this sea lion fail:
here’s live footage of michael and i minding our own business until A SEA LION CAME CHARGING AT US FROM THE OCEAN. enjoy
29. And lastly, this marriage fail:
I am deleting Tinder