Buzz·Posted on Mar 2, 201923 Tweets From This Week That Made Me Laugh My Pants OffBEST WEEK.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. vinth @vints *does laundry and makes bed* Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together 08:27 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Abby @Abbyramm__ I sing 7 rings very passionately for someone with £4.98 in the bank 09:23 PM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Bratz dancing @dancing_bratz me after typing my name on an essay 07:55 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Britttttanyyy! @BrittanyMarie0x If the Jonas Brothers think they can just come back around 5 years later, ruin my life and take all my money... then they’re absolutely fucking right. 12:50 AM - 28 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sara Morse @saramorseyy dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor 01:35 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. marisa kabas @MarisaKabas the process of moving is not worth it. live exactly where you live now til you die. 03:07 AM - 28 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. HONEY 🍯 @Ahenewaaa STOP blocking your momma from your posts... let her see the hoe she raised 04:19 AM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. kat yeary @katyeary If your tattoos aren’t stupid you’re a fucking nerd 07:38 PM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Alison Segel @OnlineAlison Are these the only two options 05:53 PM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. bertha @mrsratburn Just cause I liked yo pic from 36 weeks ago doesn’t make me THIRSTY I’m just saying u ain’t looked good in a while 08:07 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. GHETTO ORACLE @madlatinathot Scientists at Harvard have simulated this 3D model of what Egyptian Queen Cleopatra could have looked like 09:23 PM - 01 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Dylan ✊🏾🌈 @DylanTwain me carrying my daily bag of patience https://t.co/QNYUx1UM3Q 06:21 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Rolly, My Friend @ROLLYMYFRIEND white people in class discussions be like "yeah, going off of that..." "piggybacking off of that..." "trampolining off of that..." "rocket jumping off of that..." "kickflipping off of that..." "360 fakey-fakey ladderstall quickscope collateral headshot off of that..." 08:38 PM - 25 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Lord Statty @stattydread This Ice shit is dangerous https://t.co/03dQiVr8Ph 10:54 PM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. juïce @JuiceTwoWavie My mom when she comes home and see’s one spoon in the sink 05:25 PM - 28 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sarah Wainschel @Swainsch All this Jonas brothers news is just making me think about the time I idiotically curtsied at Nick Jonas smh 04:24 PM - 28 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ♔ @KingLadyGaga When you sing both Gaga and Bradley’s parts in Shallow: 10:14 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 🕸 Snapchat: MoshWithTyler 🕸 @MoshWithTyler no one: that one couple in the hallway in highschool: 07:14 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. FLACKO 🦋 @trijino when you tryna find a pic of your boo to show your friends and they start to look a lil ugly 04:47 PM - 24 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Larrygayvid @larrygayvid 09:30 PM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. IG @ itssdarwinn @itssdarwinnn *opened 6 mins ago* Me: https://t.co/vpXrGEtNUP 01:05 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. bæsic 2.0 @cxffeinated2 This is what I sound like when I laugh 02:04 AM - 26 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite