19 Tweets From This Week That Are Pee-Your-Pants Funny

    DO NOT CRY AFTER A SPRAY TAN.

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    my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM https://t.co/T8dJxxEYac

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    On today’s episode of men pay 0 attention to me lmfao

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    if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night

    Twitter: @makeesomenoyes

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    when i drop some food on the ground but no one saw

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    me 30 minutes after I texted my friends I was on my way

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    Tostitos pizza rolls heating up in the microwave

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