Buzz·Posted on Apr 28, 201819 Tweets From This Week That Are Pee-Your-Pants FunnyDO NOT CRY AFTER A SPRAY TAN.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. 4. Audrey Rosenstein @Audreyrosenstei my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM https://t.co/T8dJxxEYac 10:05 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. Morena ✨ @Lovely_Giox3 On today’s episode of men pay 0 attention to me lmfao 03:40 PM - 23 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. tricia n @makeesomenoyes if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night 12:20 PM - 21 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @makeesomenoyes 12. chun liam @cyb3rbu1ly when i drop some food on the ground but no one saw 04:37 AM - 21 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Tony @BillyJoelOsment 07:20 PM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. jonny @sharkpizza me 30 minutes after I texted my friends I was on my way 06:09 PM - 21 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. 18. Arley @chicochunti Tostitos pizza rolls heating up in the microwave 03:42 AM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19.