Buzz·Posted on Mar 16, 201919 Tweets From This Week I Guarantee You'll Die Laughing At"You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA?"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. tit @Iizonya Why does my dad use this nice ass thermos TO KEEP HIS BURRITOS WARM 03:25 AM - 14 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Grace Terbrock @graceterbrock My three year old thinks he is ACTUALLY British thanks to Peppa Pig. The other day he mentioned how he hadn't seen a neighbor boy outside in awhile and said "Perhaps he's on holiday." 💀 03:02 PM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Avant Nard @avantnard socrates: to do is to be plato: to be is to do scooby: do be do 07:29 PM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. k @karleemma is my boyfriend broken 04:05 AM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Tabir Akhter @tabir Lori Loughlin: please my daughter she’s very dumb 01:10 AM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Emily Merz @emilyrosemerz You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA? 02:25 AM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. peach @paigelokkesmoe I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them. 03:28 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ✰𝓜𝔂𝓵𝓪✰ @myla_loecke Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?” Me: “of course!” Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift? Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would :// 01:13 AM - 10 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. m cheng @meakel_cheng Today I discovered Creed and I use the same neighborhood dispensary so you know that shit good 07:03 PM - 10 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. flakka. @Spencee_daddy 03:45 PM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Queen Bean @MishaQuinnH this is how ice cream sandwiches are made. still hungry? 04:19 AM - 09 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. CJ Lowery @Show_Time_28 My mom got on the Jumbotron and acted a fool🤦🏾♂️😂 09:12 PM - 14 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sidú @SiduVargas When I mix my different groups of friends on my birthday https://t.co/iCwvZQ1e86 02:52 AM - 14 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ☆ @moira_pitt uni: u need to start attending lectures me: 12:18 AM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. thomas @bakedangeI 16 year old me: i can’t wait until i’m older life is gonna be so fun me now: 11:53 PM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Kol @kohlw0rld Babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight https://t.co/gN0KUtDPjp 10:40 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Activian Rhapsody @missunitedface felicity huffman's daughter getting a 900 on the math 03:47 PM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. side chick @lustedafter me texting “fuck you” to someone i barely know and kind of like 03:44 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jens @excesstential Do airpods Not have wires Because we are scared Of connection? - Rupi Kaur 03:33 AM - 09 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite