Buzz·Posted on Dec 8, 201819 Tweets From This Week That Are Funny AF"About to send my professors a 'Y’all won' group email."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. aliah @aliahgeyes this is how lil kids cough 07:23 PM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. bolu tani-olu @bolutaniolu about to send my professors a “y’all won” group email 04:03 AM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. andrew @andrewnolan2 One of my blinds broke in my bedroom so I just went to CVS 03:57 AM - 05 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Donnell Anderson @aggravatedman Thee funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, my view from work 04:18 PM - 05 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. taylor @tay_mc_ stop 🗣 killing 🗣 scottish 🗣 people 🗣 to make 🗣 scotch 🗣 tape 🗣 09:40 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. andrea @_andreavarela_ nick jonas is married what the fuck am I supposed to do with this😔 03:51 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. M4Y4 @bonjourchicken why did I ever let girls in layered hollister t-shirts and sparkly uggs bully me in middle school 04:10 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Amina Akhtar @Drrramina There’s a coyote outside. You know what that means: coyote vest time! 11:20 PM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙣 ☃️ @devanlunceford2 literally just skipped class because i couldn’t find a parking spot. if that doesn’t explain my tolerance level for bullshit in 2019 idk what does 02:49 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Hanne Blank @hanneblank One of my students has used the word "fucktangular" in an informal essay to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. I am in the presence of greatness and I am stealing this word. 07:38 PM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. gym leader khy 👲🏽 @itsKhyamii my last three brain cells trying to write the introduction paragraph to my thesis at 2 am 02:11 AM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov some financial tips: -pay off ur min. credit card payments -create a budget -save a portion of each paycheck -oh none of this working? then it’s heist time baby -get the gang back together -one last job, then u can all retire -u did it!! -but at what cost? rick died in the heist 04:38 AM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jabril @IosinmycooI Me, a sensible non-poor Apple Music user, watching the lower class post their Sp*tify 2018 wrap-ups 04:47 PM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ¿alex? @hoemoticon me leaving my room to accuse my family of stealing my charger after i lost it 08:14 PM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. javeigh young-white @javeigh nobody: bread crumbs: . . . . . . . . . . 06:42 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. rebe 🌞 @xxorebe humanities majors when STEM majors are crying about chem 05:15 AM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. SKIES OF GARDEN CITY @ispeakfrenchfry Me watching my chipotle bowl get made 03:20 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. matt. 🤠 @matthewestradax When a baby is staring at me 03:01 AM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite