1.
Today this old man came into my work asking me if I could help him activate this phone he found....
2.
Me after doing the bare minimum :
3.
4.
Every drunk girl Saturday night 3 am
5.
me skipping a class for “self-care” even though they have mandatory attendance
6.
7.
8.
First timer 💀
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
How are we doing on breadsticks over here
14.
15.
Why does something ALWAYS happen to me 😂 just watch the video
16.
I think my dog might actually be a human trapped in a dogs body 🤷🏽♂️
17.
18.
"no, officer, I haven't seen my husband in weeks. yes, I'm terribly worried"