Buzz·Posted on Dec 29, 201817 Tweets From This Week That Are Absolutely Hysterical"mom can you come get me people are getting engaged"by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jake @squidslippers girls named megan are the worst because there are infinity ways to spell megan and every girl named megan is the kind of girl who gets extremely offended when you spell her name wrong. "uhhh it's meaghaheahn, dumass!" ok sorry maugenst please forgive me and also leave 08:34 PM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Raman Randhawa @Rrandhawa_m3 Someone come collect my dad 10:45 PM - 25 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Bri @BPtheGasStation What’s the most ridiculous thing you got for Christmas I’ll start 05:15 PM - 25 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Harrison 🏳️🌈 @Tallandsaxy My dad wanted to surprise my little sister with Disney World by making her do a word puzzle. She got stuck here 07:21 PM - 25 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jinen Kamdar @jinen Wait They Were Seated After Us, Right? How Did They Get Their Food First? title of my forthcoming memoir 12:00 AM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. jerusalynn @vynnlo anyway, father tom rode a hoverboard during mass 05:46 AM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. juïce @JuiceTooWavie airpod users welcoming new members who received them for christmas 08:30 PM - 25 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Hannah Berner @beingbernz To all the boys I didn’t really like but then realized they liked me so I started liking them and then they stopped liking me so it made me like them more. 11:30 PM - 23 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Brenna Gardner @itsbrenna456 mom can you come get me people are getting engaged 10:04 PM - 22 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Duke @dukespearz When this part of toxic comes on this is what happens in my mind 04:14 AM - 24 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jenn Ellis @jellispants Every year our aunt in Maine sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year they are soap. Guess how I found out? 🦞 🧼 👄 07:17 PM - 23 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Shafeeq @Y2SHAF me forcing myself to look at my account balance after spending spontaneously https://t.co/myVbtThZZN 06:47 PM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. popular slut @kindslut me after drinking one cup of green tea 12:33 AM - 28 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. tom @TommySobiesski someone who fucked me over: me: lol hey what’s up 12:50 AM - 26 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. andrew @mascfemme mary helping jesus get ready for his bday 07:16 AM - 25 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn 09:08 PM - 23 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. nesthot @valleeezy Nobody: STEM majors: 08:36 PM - 23 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite