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You ever get a “wya” text and sit and decide where you at 😂
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I can't stop thinking about this perfect frog
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Being short fucking sucks dude
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my summer road trip plans
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Crush: what are u doing Me: laying in bed listening to music Crush: nice what kind Me: it’s memory foam Crush: no like who’s your favorite artist Me: Picasso
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Answering my email on Onlyfans ❤️💋
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8 year old me Calling Disney Channel Celebrities after googling their phone numbers on youtube
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nobody: every girl who gets put on their friends story when they go out:
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my boss: “do you want more hours?” me with $3.50 in my bank account:
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Me after overthinking/crying for six hours: https://t.co/lxpBHAqlvb
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10 year old me explaining why i need a club penguin membership to have different colored igloos and puffles: my mom:
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Me:*plans outside events knowing it will be hot* Also me when the summer sun hits:
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when your moms lecturing you on the car ride to school about being more responsible and you’re waiting for her to stop talking so you can tell her you left your backpack at home
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Mosquitos fighting for a spot to suck on your exposed ankle this summer
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I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔
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