Buzz·Posted on Nov 10, 201818 Tweets From This Week That Are Spectacularly Funny"Those renaissance painters were painting the exact same thing...lmao bro be ur own person."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Thunder Bread🤓 @JoeyDG54 I am 21 years old and I live with 5 other 21+ year old ADULTS. And one of them opened MY bag of cereal and only stole THE TOY then LEFT THE BAG OPEN. a whole ass adult opened my bag of cereal and stole my toy. I am prepared for combat 05:28 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. miss acacia @jessfilippo one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain 01:33 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. gamer mad they left a turkey out of smash bros 🔥 @rajandelman When I RT a good tweet by one of my friends with a low follower count 04:07 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. bri @briuhnna one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain 05:55 PM - 06 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. e m @emilycharlotte4 turns out ‘nasty gal’ is a shop. I HAVE NEVER HATED MYSELF MORE THAN NOW 12:07 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Adam¡ @TheAdamCardenas my gut feeling: don't do it me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'll do it 05:57 AM - 02 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖙𝖎 @wylderwynd Do y’all play your Wii circumcised or uncircumcised 10:52 PM - 06 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Benjamin Park @BenjaminEPark I swear Florida could be voting between ice cream and a kick to the head and the results would be 50.5%-49.5%. 01:43 AM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Zilla @GoodZiIIa [after surgery] doctor: you'll never walk again me: oh god doctor: the heely implants were a success 09:27 PM - 05 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Steven Rich @dataeditor just remember that when you see photos of dogs with "i voted" stickers that all those dogs have committed voter fraud 02:55 PM - 06 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Kylie Fritz @kjfritz13 So my sister is in Hawaii right now and sent pics to the group message and my dad responds with this 07:40 PM - 02 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. hozier rearrange my guts challenge @Hoejabi me, kissing my children goodnight: love you :) and remember, men are trash :) my children: even dad? me: especially dad :) 11:49 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘢 @smnthataylor ....the last guy i liked........ 06:43 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande remember when i was like hey i have no tears left to cry and the universe was like HAAAAAAAAA bitch u thought 02:42 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Elias-الياس @elias_khawam23 *studying for exam in college* Me reading notes: ‘Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes’ Me in my head: “Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway” *goes to sleep 01:39 AM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. g @thugtear those italian renaissance painters were painting the exact same thing over n over again lmao bro be ur own person 05:49 AM - 09 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. cristina @_cristinamonge not a cell phone in sight. just living in the moment. absolutely beautiful, wish we could go back 05:15 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. marty @marrahrebel How I feel when I post screenshots of what I’m listening to on my IG story 09:54 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom me: *turns the heat up one degree* dad: 05:38 AM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite