Buzz·Posted on Apr 20, 201917 Tweets From This Week That Are So Funny You'll Piddle"I hate girls who say they child 24 months old, bitch he 4 smh."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Donovan @cxcope Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine...” 08:04 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝓁𝒾𝓋 @visitkingdoms there’s 2 sides to every story 😔 02:48 PM - 13 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 𝓝 @NotNikk I hate girls who say they child 24 months old, bitch he 4 smh 12:20 AM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Vinay Patel Is Not At Home @VinayPatel GDPR is my therapist 09:23 AM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Megan Stalter (stop retweeting the burger tweet) @megstalter If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf 03:03 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. یاس @YassNazaran My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄 04:00 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Matt McCann @matttmccann I have officially outdone myself. I was literally so drunk last night I wound up on a farm 3 miles from campus and I tried riding a horse. 02:14 PM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. paul rudd @philsadelphia no one: james charles at coachella: 09:26 PM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. natasha @tashxkc just said hi to a guy on campus without any makeup on and he goes “omg I didn’t even realise it was you! scared the shit out of me!!” 01:30 PM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Ry ✨ @rytboo the Coachella employees backstage trying to “fix” Nicki’s mic and in-ear 06:29 AM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Milk 🥛 @milkstrology person: hi, how are you? capricorn, scorpio, aquarius, virgo: 12:30 AM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. najma @thenajmahal me: “a nose piercing would be kinda cute” my mum: 09:29 PM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔦𝔬𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔰 𝔰𝔬𝔫 🧜🏽♂️ @Thatsnas gps: keep straight uber driver: *makes left* me in the backseat: 07:38 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Dak @RidiculousDak My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up 12:30 AM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. whalefact @awhalefact a whale would never say something just to be hurtful 05:13 PM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ♡ isabel @omwbabygrill me at 3 am looking at the bag of hot cheetos i left in my room 01:00 AM - 14 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. b @hoegenic aIiens returning me to earth after 2 straight hours of me venting about my probIems 05:26 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite