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Updated on Jan 20, 2019. Posted on Jan 19, 2019

17 Tweets From This Week That Are Knee-Slappingly Hysterical

What a week.

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people who back into parking spots just want attention

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office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left

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u can’t convince me that hoop earrings don’t hold some kind of special power. want to feel prettier?? HOOP EARRINGS. want to make ur lazy day outfit cuter?? HOOP EARRINGS. want to conquer the world?? HOOP EARRINGS.

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I can’t believe the earth is 69 years old https://t.co/6ItOGVgeij

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Me: White girls laptop case: 🥂 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓃𝒶𝓅 ºlllllllº I ❤️ ΠΚΑ ☕️ ✧  ✧ 🐶 ˢᴴᴱ ᴮᴱᴸᴵᴱᵛᴱᴰ ˢᴴᴱ ᶜᴼᵁᴸᴰ ☾ ˢᴼ ˢᴴᴱ ᴰᴵᴰ 🍍

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some of yall didn’t get called out in middle school by some boy in the hallway saying “aye he likes you” and his friend responds “no tf I don’t she’s fuckin ugly af wtf” and it shows

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girl: wears ripped jeans girl's knee:

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Dating as an adult is hard because even when you do meet somebody you like there are very few opportunities to engineer a situation so that you're cast opposite one another in a school play.

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ok, i have a confession. one time when i was doing a chem lab i purposefully ripped a hole in my glove, poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my skin got irritated so my professor let me leave early all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel. thank u for ur time

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*food falls on the floor* germs waiting 5 seconds:

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Me waiting for all the inconveniences in my life to pass by so I can finally shine and prosper

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me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke. https://t.co/8MI1f0501k

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I SAID BITCH WE BELONG TOGETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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Been dating the same girl for 9 months and I anyways keep her picture on my case. Whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my phone and stare at her picture. It comforts me knowing that if I can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath I can survive anything

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Gays posting their 2009 vs. 2019 pictures:

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