Ever see a tweet and been like, "OK, that's not a solid fact, but it's basically 100% true all of the time." Well, we found a bunch of random things on Twitter that even you and your worst enemy would agree on.
YUP. Here they are:
1. Opening Shazam:
I have never opened Shazam not in a rushed panic
2. Saying this:
My toxic trait is saying “long story short” and then telling the full length unabridged Snyder cut story anyways
3. Finding your passport:
Why do parents hide your passport in the most secretive places
4. Being a knives salesperson at one point:
part of the american teenage experience is looking for a job and almost getting tricked into selling knives
5. Knowing someone's about to gram:
U ever look at someone’s fit and KNOW they’re taking pics on top of a parking garage later.
6. Being shy IRL:
Friendly af on Twitter, shy af in person LMAO
7. Never knowing when the Kentucky Derby is:
every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go
8. Seeing recycled memes on Instagram:
every time i open instagram all i see is tweets i saw 3 days ago on twitter
9. Forgetting to do this:
Ordering food without informing your family is a death wish
10. Day drinking:
Made one...
11. Remembering names:
What they say: Hi I'm Brandon. This is Liz and Steven. What I remember: Hi I'm BLERPBLAP. This is GLAUNGH and CRAIG or maybe GREG.
12. Simulating this:
when you clean your room & you leave to see how it would look if someone walked in
13. Being in this level of pain:
does your stomach ever hurt so bad that you get completely naked on the toilet?
14. Trying to do this:
You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???
15. Using the fast lane:
i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME
16. Sticking to the same thing:
Life is just choosing your subway sandwich when you're 9 and ordering the same one until you die
17. And lastly, job searching:
Entry level job requirements