1. We're the best tippers:
Say what u want about millennials and gen Z but we're the best tippers and that's that
2. And we treat staff well!
baby boomers: "The youth of today is so disrespectful." also baby boomers: "I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn't put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I'm gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee."
3. We know enough to never leave our phones on loud:
Baby Boomers act like they know the answers to life’s greatest questions but these motherfuckers are actually out here never putting their phones on silent
4. We can rotate PDFs:
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs
5. We have the best sense of humor:
Gen X: social media isn’t real! People put their best selves on Facebook, don’t worry if you feel like you’re missing out! Millennials/Gen Z: whats up twitter I’m having a panic attack and I sneezed on the cute guy at the grocery store today
6. Like, it may be different, but it's ultimately the same message:
7. We have the best comebacks:
We fucked with tinder We get home drunk w lyft We work 2-5 jobs because old ppl ruined everything We don't carry paper maps like lewis & mf clark We listen to mitski & young thug with spotify We mentally breakdown on finstas We self diagnose on google No one uses facebook anymore https://t.co/KcKUylUadL
8. Our humor isn't problematic:
"This generation can't take a joke" Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
9. We know how to use technology:
10. We don't fall for dumb shit:
I love baby boomers who say "kids don't even know how to write cursive" in a negative way like ok grandma you can't even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince
11. Like, how did this happen to y'all every week?
“Don’t open an email from me, I’ve been hacked.” -Baby Boomers
12. We're on our phones, but not always for dumb reasons:
13. And we have so much more to offer than cable logins, like boomers:
The only thing baby boomers have to offer is their cable login
14. We're not lazy:
Baby boomers are now crying "clickbait" on every link just because they have to click it and actually read. I thought we were the lazy ones.
15. We're hilariously dramatic:
16. WE DON'T HAVE IT EASY. AT ALL.
"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
17. And lastly, we — for the most part — have each other's back:
Friendly reminder: Gen Z might not be the best right now but let’s stop the generation shaming because they’re about to be dope as shit and help us (millennials) rule the world someday. Also that’s what was done to us and we hate it so let’s practice what we preach mmkay.