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Me to any gay couple: so which one of you is the one that carries a tote bag and which one of you is the one that always asks to put stuff in the otherโs tote bag
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i don't know why i made this
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Gays when they go blonde
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Gay culture is your English teacher being the only friend you keep up with from high school.
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Literally if God is watching over everything I do sexually Iโm gonna start charging him $10/mo
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Happy pride this is my favorite pride video on the internet
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no one: June:
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me on a date: So even though it took me a while to come out, itโs really brought me closer to my family- 6โ3โ guy: 6โ3โ if it matters ๐๐
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grindr in a nutshell
10.
When the guy who ignored me on grindr tries to hmu after I change my picture
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this man on grindr literally messaged me asking me to help teach him neurobiology for his BOARD CERTIFICATION EXAMS. he goes: โcome over my apartment tonight. I donโt want to have sex with you but you have a neuro degree & I need you to help me pass that section of the examโ
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My new header actually!!!!!!
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Me everyday tho...
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Gays have three enemies: humidity, poor lighting, and dairy.
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โby the wayโ - my dad
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they had us in the first half, ngl